Garbage

A complete mess of Pepperoni, Sausage, Banana Peppers, Mushrooms, Onions, and Extra Cheese.

Kowalski

Pepperoni & Sausage. MEAT on MEAT!

Mikey's Favorite

Mikey likes Pepperoni, Mushrooms, and Banana Peppers on his pizza. That's what's up.

The Weggie

Grabs you by the Red Onions, Green Peppers, Mushrooms, and Tomatoes, and pulls.

P.M.S.

Extra Strength Pepperoni, Mushroom, and Sausage.

Thicc Ass Pepperoni

All you favorite seasonings of the plain-ass pepperoni but with juicy and thick cut pepperoni!

Garlicky Bread Sticks

The best part of our pizza, without the pizza, is the garlicky crust!

Cheezy Bread Sticks

Gooey cheese on our already delicious Garlicky Breadsticks.

Unicorn Bar

A huge colorful, glittery, gooey, fruity, krispy treat.

Whole: Cheese w/ Fresh Basil

Our classic cheese pizza. Subtly flavored with, you guessed it... fresh Basil Leaves.

Whole: Mushroom w/ Roasted Garlic

Generous heapings of Mushrooms with a sprinkling of Roasted Garlic.

Whole: Plain Ass Pepperoni

A generous layer of Pepperoni, sprinkled with Parmesan Cheese.

Whole: Spicy Ass Pepperoni

Pepperoni and Banana Peppers, laced with Sriracha sauce and Red Pepper flakes.

Build Your Own

Slice: Cheese w/ Fresh Basil

Our classic cheese pizza. Subtly flavored with, you guessed it... fresh Basil Leaves.

Slice: Mushroom w/ Roasted Garlic

Generous heapings of Mushrooms with a sprinkling of Roasted Garlic.

Slice: Plain Ass Pepperoni

A generous layer of Pepperoni, sprinkled with Parmesan Cheese.

Slice: Spicy Ass Pepperoni

Pepperoni and Banana Peppers, laced with Sriracha sauce and Red Pepper flakes.

Slice: Vegan Pepperoni

Vegan: Cheese with Fresh Basil

Vegan: Plain Ass Pepperoni

Vegan: Mushroom w/ Roasted Garlic

Vegan: Silence of the Buffalo Chicken

Side Ranch

Side Garlic

Side Spicy Unicorn

Side Unicorn

Side Vegan Ranch

Unicorn Sauce Bottle

Garlic Sauce Bottle

Spicy Unicorn Sauce Bottle

Packet Parmesan

Packet Red Pepper