Krabby Patty (V)

Grilled Impossible Burger topped with a vegan krab cake, jalapeño aioli, fried brussels, red onion, and cilantro lime slaw. Served on a pretzel bun and Chronic Fries.

Not Chicken Tostadas (VT)

Two tostadas on crispy corn tortilla shells with chipotle black beans, plant-based chicken, fried brussels, red onions, tomatoes, and Stella's queso. >>> Make it vegan - sub our signature vegan queso for $1.50

Chronic Poutine (VT)

Chronic fries, buffalo poor man's wings, jalapeños, tomatoes, and Stella's queso. >>> Make it vegan - sub our signature vegan queso for $1.50

They're back! Stuffed Tots

Bacon & cheddar stuffed tater tots. They’re as good as they sound. Blue cheese sauce on the side.

It's back! Vegan Chick(pea) Wings (V)

House-made garbanzo “wings” tossed in your choice of buffalo hot, buffalo mild, golden bbq, or sweet chili sauce. Served with celery sticks & vegan ranch.

Chronic Fries (V)

Our house fries with a secret spicy seasoning. You must try them! Add spicy queso for an additional charge. Vegan.

Meat Head Nachos (gs)

Tortilla chips, Cuban black beans, lettuce, onion, tomato, fresh salsa & pickled jalapeños. With spicy taco beef, shredded pepper jack cheese, spicy queso dip & cilantro-lime sour cream. gluten-sensitive.

Full Monte Nachos (V) (gs)

Tortilla chips, Cuban black beans, lettuce, onion, tomato, fresh salsa & pickled jalapeños. With vegan chorizo, Violife vegan cheese & vegan ranch. vegan. gluten-sensitive.

Veg Head Nachos (VT) (gs)

Tortilla chips, Cuban black beans, lettuce, onion, tomato, fresh salsa & pickled jalapeños. With vegan chorizo, shredded pepper jack cheese, spicy queso dip & cilantro-lime sour cream. vegetarian. gluten-sensitive.

Real Chicken Wings

10 wings tossed in buffalo hot, mild, Golden BBQ, or sweet chili sauce. served with celery sticks and blue cheese dressing.

Poor Man's Wings (V)

10 pieces of breaded potato wedges tossed in Buffalo hot, mild, Golden BBQ, or sweet chili. Served with celery sticks & vegan ranch.Vegan.

Avocado Nugents (V)

Beer battered & served with spicy avocado vegan ranch. Vegan.

Spicy Queso Dip (VT) (gs)

All the goodness! Made with melted cheese and salsa. Topped with fresh jalapeños and scallions. Served with tortilla chips. vegetarian. gluten-sensitive.

Green Machine Salad (VT)

Urban blend greens, fried brussels, bell peppers, shredded cheddar, red onion, and honey dijon dressing. >>> Add plant-based breaded chicken $3

Trail Mix Salad (VT)

Urban blend greens, toasted walnuts, sunflower seeds, dried cranberry, goat cheese, red onions, and balsamic vinaigrette. >>> Add plant-based breaded chicken for $3

Skrimp Rangoon Mac and Cheese

NEW! Elbow pasta, vegan cheese sauce, plant-based breaded shrimp, scallion, black sesame, and crispy rice wontons.

Blackberry Bacon Jam Grilled Cheese Sandwich (VT)

NEW! Melted brie, blackberry bacon jam, and red onion, on sourdough. Served with Chronic Fries.

Vegan Supreme (V)

Vegan chorizo, chipotle black beans, tostada shell, jalapeños, tomato, and vegan cheese. Folded up in a flour tortilla and grilled to perfection then topped with vegan ranch. Served with Chronic Fries.

Angry Pig Tacos

Spicy pork carnitas, cilantro slaw, and cilantro-lime infused sour cream on corn tortillas. Served with a side of salsa, spicy queso dip, and tortilla chips.

The Road Runner Wrap

Made with fajita-marinated chicken, sautéed onions, peppers, fresh lettuce & tomato, cilantro-sour cream & spicy queso cheese, wrapped in a sun-dried tomato & basil tortilla. Served with a side of fresh salsa & tortilla chips.

Sweet Potato Burrito (V)

Sweet potato-rice-black bean mix, vegan ranch, lettuce, tomato & onion in a spinach wrap. Served with a side of fresh salsa and chips. Vegan.

Plain Burger

A 1/2 lb. of ground Angus beef, with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, and an onion ring.

"Call it What you Want" Burger

1/2-pound black Angus burger patty with pork carnitas, cilantro slaw, avocado crema, and pineapple butter on a pretzel bun. Served with Chronic Fries.

Gov't Cheese Burger

Burger stuffed with white American cheese and topped with one slice of white American cheese.

Stella Blue Burger

Pretty simple - a burger stuffed with blue cheese and bacon then topped with blue cheese sauce. The one that made us no. 1.

The Queso Jalapeño Burger

Take our Gov't Cheese Burger (stuffed with white American cheese and topped with one slice of white American cheese) and add house-made spicy queso cheese dip and pickled jalapeños.

The Mr. Fables Burger

The ultimate olive burger! Black Angus burger topped with a ton of green olives, dirty martini mayo, and Swiss cheese.

Mission Impossible Hawaii Burger (V)

Our vegan Hawaiian burger is a blackened Impossible Burger® patty, topped with a grilled pineapple ring, BBQ sauce, spinach, sautéed peppers, and onions. Served on a pretzel bun. Vegan.

Vegan Powers (V)

VEGAN brownies with dairy-free chocolate ice cream.

The Ellliott

Peanut butter chocolate ice cream with a peanut butter cookie.

Chubby Unicorn

Superman ice cream with a rainbow sugar cookie.

Family Mission Impossible Hawaii and Chronic Fries

4 blackened Impossible Burgers® with a grilled pineapple ring, BBQ sauce, spinach, and sauteed peppers and onions. Served with chronic fries. (Feeds 4-6 people)

Family Gov’t Cheeseburger and Chronic Fries

4 burgers stuffed with white American cheese and topped with one slice of white American cheese. Served with chronic fries. (Feeds 4-6 people)

Pepsi

Diet Pepsi

Vernors Ginger Ale

Dr. Pepper

Mug Root Beer

Mountain Dew

Sierra Mist

Lemonade

Red Bull

8.3 oz can.

Red Bull Sugar Free

8.3 oz can.