Klassy Salad

romaine lettuce, croutons, parmesan cheese, creamy ranch dressing.

Sautéed Heaven

sautéed bell peppers, onions, mushrooms, mozzarella cheese, croutons, creamy ranch dressing, romaine lettuce

Mixed Maniac

sautéed onions, bell peppers, mushrooms, chick'n, romaine lettuce, and creamy ranch dressing

INSANE SALAD

Chopped turkey, romaine lettuce, tomatoes, bell peppers, onions, mozzarella cheese, and chipotle ranch dressing

Marinara Maniac

Marinara-covered roasted meatballs, parmesan cheese, and mayonnaise on a hoagie roll

INSANE BLT

smoked maple bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, and mayo on panini pressed Texas toast

Very Veggie

sautéed onions, mushrooms, bell peppers, red onions, lettuce, tomatoes, and mayo on hoagie roll

Loose Screw

blend of tuna, relish, mayo, mustard, and spices; served with banana peppers, lettuce, tomatoes, cracked black pepper, mayo on hoagie roll

Spicy Italy

ham, provolone cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, jalapeños, banana peppers, Italian herbs, oil, mayo on a hoagie roll

Big Thinker

turkey slices, smoked gouda cheese, red onions, pickles, tomatoes, lettuce, and sriracha mayo on hoagie roll

Turkey Melt

turkey, cheddar cheese, and chipotle ranch sauce on panini pressed Texas toast

Field Raised

chik'n, red onions, mushrooms, mozzarella cheese, on red sauce

Taste of NYC

Chick'n, garlic, mushrooms, white onions, mozzarella cheese, oregano, and basil seasoning on house pesto

Platinum Glory

Our house made Insane Sauce base with Ground protein, pickles, onions, tomatoes, topped with mozzarella cheese and home seasons. (Our take on the “cheese burger pizza”)

The Lunatic Pizza

chik'n, red onions, mushrooms, mozzarella cheese, cilantro on roasted garlic butter BBQ sauce

Spicy Potato Salad

house made potato mixture consisting of smokey and spicy seasonings, topped with green celery

Coleslaw

house made, citrus flavored cabbage mixture.

Water

Chips

Deli Style Potato Chips

Kern’s Can Fruit Drinks

Strawberry Banana, Mango, Guava, Peach

Ham & Provolone Cheese

roasted ham, provolone cheese, lettuce, mayo on hoagie roll

Turkey & Cheddar Cheese

roasted turkey, cheddar cheese, lettuce, mayo on hoagie roll

Grilled Cheese Sandwich

cheddar cheese melted between two slices of Texas toast.

Ranch Sauce

Sriracha Mayonnaise Sauce

HFC (Hunny Fire Cilantro) Sauce

Hunny Mustard Sauce

Chipotle Ranch Sauce

Insane Sauce