Three Tacos

Tacos are filled with our cilantro lime slaw, chipotle cream, sweet, and spicy onions and topped with queso fresco crumbles. Served with chips and queso.

The Cowboy Crust

Thin crust pizza with house tomato sauce, cheddar, mozzarella, crispy chorizo, and jalapenos.

"Weirdo Liberal" Crust

Thin crust pizza with olive oil, marinated tomatoesand mozzarella.

"The Mexican Stand-Off" Crust

Thin crust pizza with queso, chili, mozzarella, jalapenosand fried onion strings.

The Juicy Lucie Burger

Seasoned 1-2 pound patty stuffed with American cheese, jalapenos, cilantro creamand onion strings. Served with fries.

Plain ol Texas Burger

Seasoned 1/2 pound patty with American cheese, mustard, and ketchup. Served with fries.

The Smuggler Burger

65% seasoned beef 35% chorizo patty with roasted red peppers and manchego cheese. Served with fries.

The Fatty Boom Batty Sandwich

Old school chicken fried steak with melted American cheese, house aioli, lettuce, and marinated tomatoes on Texas toast. Served with green Chile gravy-smothered fries.

Shut Yo Mouth Apologize to Your Mother Fry

Chicken fried steak topped with green Chile cream gravy. Served with TX toast and fries.

The "Staple" Sandwich

Grilled cheese sandwich with sweet and spicy caramelized onions on TX toast served with fries.

Here Piggy Piggy Sandwich

Barbeque pork belly topped with cilantro lime slaw. Served with fries.

Mac & Cheese Bites

Fried pepper jack macaroni and cheese bites. Served with chipotle ranch.

Big as Your Face Queso Nachos

Crispy chorizo, housemade chili, white queso, and jalapenos.

Smothered Fries

Our crispy fries doused with creamy white queso, housemade chiliand jalapenos. Trust us when we say yummmmmmm.

Texas Cowboy Chili

Served with TX toast.

Sledge Wedge Salad

A wedge of romaine lettuce served with marinated tomatoes, fried tortilla stripsand doused in homemade chipotle ranch.

Cilantro Lime Grilled Chicken Salad

Romaine salad tossed in cilantro cream dressing, roasted red peppers, marinated tomatoes, cheddar cheese, topped with rojo chickenand fried tortilla strips.