The Angry Elephant - Bryan, TX

Romaine lettuce and herb marinated cherry tomatoes tossed with our custom Caesar dressing, topped with roasted corn and black bean salsa, jalapeno croutons, avocado and cilantro.

Crisp fried greens, herb marinated cherry tomatoes, red onions, cucumber slices, Parmesan and crispy wontons tossed in light Asian vinaigrette, topped sesame crusted ahi tuna and wasabi peas.

Quarter Head of iceberg lettuce with blue cheese or ranch dressing, blue cheese crumbles, applewood smoked bacon and fresh black pepper.

Fresh chopped spring greens, herb marinated cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, red onion, applewood bacon, cheddar & blue cheese served with our house made red wine herb vinaigrette dressing.

Philly cheese steak. Tenderloin Philly steak with onions and peppers and a green chili queso. Served on a Kaiser bun.

Pulled pork mac-n-cheese sandwich. Our pulled pork with BBQ sauce topped with our mac-n-cheese served on a grilled Kaiser bun.

If Chuck Norris was president, Isis would be waswas. 1/2 lb. skinless chicken breast topped with special sauce, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato and onion on a toasted Kaiser bun.

Beef patty topped with special sauce, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato and onion on a toasted challah buns.

"Our favorite President...Our favorite Burger." 1/2-pound Akaushi patty, grilled blackened shrimp, pickled jalapenos, avocado, diced onion, blue cheese crumbles and chipotle mayo served on toasted challah buns.

"Take off the mask... and grab a napkin." 1/2-pound Akaushi patty topped with chili, cheese, and jalapenos served on your choice of toasted challah buns or Texas toast.

#fakemeat A Beyond patty, vegan cheese and vegan mayo served on toasted buns.

"While it is 100% made in the USA, we are still going to call it Mexican anyway." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, bacon pieces, cheddar cheese sauce, avocado, pico de gallo and jalapenos served on a steamed Kaiser bun.

Roosevelt was the first to serve hot dogs at the White House while hosting King George VI and Queen Elizabeth of England in 1939. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, ketchup, yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions and a dill spear served on a steamed Kaiser bun.

Dubya was a big fan of the BLT. He often requested the sandwich for lunch. We think if he tasted our BLT hot dog, he might say... "Don't misunderestimate it!" An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, mayonnaise, bacon slices, lettuce and tomato wedges served on a steamed Kaiser bun.

LBJ famously had several heart attacks. He blamed his first one, while Senate Majority Leader, on the hod dog he had for lunch. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, bacon pieces, cheddar cheese sauce, our homemade chili, diced onion and pickled sliced jalapenos. Served on a steamed Kaiser bun.

"Some claim the war of American Independence was won by brave patriots on the battlefield. Others say by the Pens of the great statesmen of The Continental Congress. No friends, the war was won by the Philadelphia cheesesteak" Benjamin Franklin. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, Philly steak with onions and peppers and house made green chili queso. Served on a steamed Kaiser bun.

Quick, name something interesting about Millard Fillmore! Exactly, but for those who like it boring, enjoy an Eisenberg gourmet beef frank served on a steamed Kaiser bun.

Rumor has it that President Obama's favorite food is a Chicago style dog with a Fresca. Also rumored is that he like to eat all he can now & pay for it later. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions, tomato wedges, dill spears, pickled banana peppers and celery salt served on a steamed Kaiser bun.

Often considered the hot dog president, but not necessarily because of his food choices. Be careful with this messy dog, or much like President Clinton, you might end up with in in your lap! An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, cheddar cheese and homemade chili served on a steamed Kaiser bun.

Take the Frito pie we credited to Al Gore and make it into a dog...awesome. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, cheddar cheese, homemade chili, Fritos, diced onion and pickled sliced jalapenos. Served on a steamed Kaiser bun.

"You never know what happens on shrooms...you might even wake up President." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with mushrooms, onions and swiss cheese.

"Will set your mouth on fire." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with avocado, bacon, pico, cheddar jack cheese, jalapenos and siracha hot sauce.

"If you like pineapple and Spam, this is your jam." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with avocado, seared spam, crushed pineapple and teriyaki sauce.

"If China is really taking over, we want to welcome them properly." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank tempura battered and fried topped with bacon, peanut butter and sweet Thai chili sauce.

#fakemeat A Vegan frank, vegan cheese and vegan chipotle mayo.

"Three kinds of pig, in one little bun." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with pulled pork, chorizo, bacon, queso fresco and hot sauce.

Large 12" tortilla grilled and filled with shredded Jack and cheddar cheeses topped with a scoop of japs pico and sour cream.

10 wings seasoned, flash fried and tossed in favorite sauce.

1/2 dozen Texas Gulf Shrimp served with house made tequila cocktail sauce.

Served with ranch dipping sauce.

Texas raised wagyu sausage with triple cheese cubes and spicy mustard.

Hand breaded steak bites served with ranch dipping sauce.

8 fried shrimp tossed in your favorite sauce served with chipotle ranch dipping sauce.

Hand cut portobello mushrooms breaded and fried, served with chipotle ranch dipping sauce.

Goat cheese log drizzled with chipotle raspberry sauce served with garlic pull-apart bread and chips.

Served with chipotle ranch.

Since no one is sure exactly who created the first Frito pie, we decided to credit Al Gore... He certainly hat to chow down on something while he was inventing the internet. Fritos, homemade house chili, cheese, jalapenos, sour cream and onion.

Crispy house made seasoned potato chips served with our house made green chili queso and guac.

Seasoned with sea salt, cracked pepper and Parmesan cheese with a side of ranch dressing.

Crispy house made seasoned potato chips topped with jalapenos, mushrooms, chorizo, cheddar cheese, queso, guacamole and sour cream. Add Mac N Cheese +$2.95

8oz bottle