Soup Nazi Kitchen - Everett, WA

Pineapple, apple, banana, almond milk.

24 oz., not from frozen or concentrate. Berries, Pineapple, Orange, Banana

Sparklingn probiotics. 14 fl. oz.

Pineapple, mango, banana, orange. Fresh, not frozen or from concentrate.

Slow cooked, well marbled chuck round. Seasonal veggies. 36 hour simmered bone broth.

Poached egg, free-range chicken, and seasonal veggies. 36 hour simmered bone broth.

Lentils in garlic ginger vegan broth. Seasonal veggies.

Wild salmon, seasonal veggies, garlic-ginger broth.

Smoothie with Vood-ka, FRESH (not from concentrate) seasonal berries (blueberries and strawberries), pineapple, banana.

Drink this 24 oz. smoothie with Vood-ka, pineapple, mango, banana and soon, you'll be a dancing doork, just like Elaine!

Who said this? Hint: Elaine's boss. What was he referring to? Hint: you probably know someone who has died from it. This 24 oz juice (not smoothie) contains Vood-ka, fresh squeezed pineapple, orange, ginger, and carrot. And yes, they had to scrub the name of this drink out of the episode because it pissed off some losers. (See Bookstore episode, #173)

Made from fresh squeezed pineapple juice. 24 oz, served over ice.

Made with fresh squeezed carrots and apples. 24 oz. served over ice.

Slow cooked well marbled chuck roast, served with coconut mashed potatoes, yam, curry brown rice and beans, and seasonal veggies.

Served with curry brown rice and beans and seasonal veggies.

Served on a bed of curry brown rice and beans. Comes with seasonal veggies.

Beef meatballs, mashed potatoes, yam, seasonal veggies.

Plant based sausage served with coconut mashed potatoes, yam, curry brown rice and beans, and seasonal veggies.

Slow cooked with onions and olive oil.

Three organic scrambled eggs, penis yam on the side.

Stinky yet addictive side dish. Like Elaine's farts.

Spread the Soup Nazii's philosophy: Be kind, not nice. Or NO SOUP FOR YOU! Made with soft, scented cotton -- Bottega Veneta unisex perfume -- so it feels and smells like Elaine's muff.

Soft cotton, scented with Bottega Veneta unisex perfume so it reminds you of Elaine.

Pickled beets, ginger, and garlic , parmesan, walnuts.

Robust salads. Romaine, cucumber, carrots, almonds, pineapple, seasonal fruit, and ginger soy dressing. Veggies are good for you, yada yada, eat them for healthy life, yada yada,

Chickpeas, tomato, cucumber, and curry dressing.

Peanut butter protein bars.

With a touch of sea salt.

Oven baked till crispy, olive oil and sea salt.

Crispy, homemade with olive oil, cracked pepper, and sea salt.

8 oz.

No nitrates, jerky stick.

16 oz. container of pineapple penises (10-12 pieces). Makes your number 3 taste like pineapple guaranteed.

What Seinfeld gave Elaine on their first date. Heart shaped pineapples soaked in beet and ginger juice. 8 oz.

Four line poem, written by our in-house Evil Newman. Buy one for yourself or send it to your enemy. Rumor is that it works: one recipient died of Chinaman's Nightcap overdose. Another was arrested for 10 counts of g-rape, $1 million bail.

A four line Puddy style blessing. So you don't go to HeII, like Elaine will.

Read what Kramer reads. Written by the infamous Soup Nazii, this mind-blowing cookbook will show you if you can cook like a racist and how to cook the most racist meals ever known to triggered snowflakes. This book is banned on Amazon!

Wonder what Kramer reads? How he became Cosmo? Read this to find out. You'll also find out if you've been eating like an assshole and how to eat soup the proper way, as dictated by the notorious Soup Nazii.

Written by the notorious Juice Nazii, this book will for sure make Woke-a-Dopes heads spin and then implode into something looking like doggie puke. It breaks down all their cherished assumptions about how the world works. Read it if you want to learn how to speak Ching Chong!

Enter the twisted, demented mind of the Juice and Soup Nazii. Learn how he tortures employees with jalapenos, ejects pain- in-the-ass customers, and pisses off the press.

Garlic pickled in vinegar.

Vegan and gluten-free, but it doesn't taste like a Hippie brownie, tastes more like a Redneck brownie. Buy it or you're going to have a nightmare about Kramer jerking off.

Vanilla inside.

Sounds weird but it's not. Raw carrot fiber bonded with raw honey and cinnamon, topped with ginger-lemon-almond frosting. Elaine would like this.

Yummy.