Pizza Schmizza - Portland, OR

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Fresh spinach, Roma tomatoes, red onions, black olives, garlic, and feta cheese.

Baby red potatoes, Roma tomatoes, garlic, and broccoli topped with a sprinkle of feta cheese.

Fresh spinach leaves on a bed of creamy alfredo sauce with Roma tomatoes, garlic, and feta cheese.

Roasted Roma tomatoes, basil and feta cheese on olive oil, and garlic base.

Marinated artichoke hearts, sun dried tomatoes, garlic, and feta cheese.

Roasted red and green peppers, fresh mushrooms, spinach, onions, zucchini, black olives, and chopped garlic.

Fresh spinach, red bell peppers, onions, tomatoes, and feta cheese atop creamy alfredo base.

Caramelized, dense and chewy, browned butter and whole sugar (containing mostly molasses) meld into a rich butterscotch flavor. Then stuffed with milk and semisweet chocolate chunks and scattered throughout with crunchy, buttery toffee, this blondie owes its heritage to all that came before. Free of GMO’s, additives and artificial colors and made with only pure cane sugar and cage free eggs.

Imagine the buttery crunch of all natural toffee and milky white chocolate chunks, alongside crisp pretzels bites and sea salt, all playing hopscotch across your taste buds. Topped with pretzel salt and golden demerara sugar, each bite of this salty sweet mashup is dangerously better than the last. Free of GMO’s, additives and artificial colors and made with only pure cane sugar and cage free eggs.

Overflowing with intensely flavorful chunks and morsels of sustainable chocolates grown in the Peruvian Andes - milk, semisweet and dark coins – and an added crunch of savory pretzel bites. A brown butter, caramelized, chewy-crisped-edged wonder to shower your tastebuds with amazement. Free of GMO’s, additives and artificial colors and made with only pure cane sugar and cage free eggs.

Americans have been enjoying the gooey crispiness of these treats since the early 1900’s. This version is, shall we say…more sophisticated and every bit as fun! Marshmallow cream and mini-marshmallows - both homemade, all natural and GMO-free - get folded with gluten-free crispy rice puffs and a touch of browned butter for a subtle caramel note. A hint of sea salt makes it all come alive.

A creamy pile of hundred percent mozzarella, and parmesan cheese.

Cheesy goodness with pepperoni on top.

Canadian bacon, and pineapple on a sea of cheese.

Roma tomatoes, fresh mozzarella cheese & basil with a touch of garlic & olive oil served on a schmizza baguette.

Juicy meatballs & zesty marinara sauce topped with melted mozzarella cheese on a Schmizza baguette.

Spicy link sausage topped with marinara sauce & melted mozzarella cheese, served on a Schmizza baguette.

Chopped steak, sauteed onions, green peppers & mushrooms with melted provolone cheese, served on a baguette.

Mounds of mushrooms, natural black olives, and crumbled Italian sausage.

Hickory smoked bacon, baby red potatoes and Roma tomatoes with a dollop of sour cream on top.

Pepperoni, green peppers, sweet red onions, and organic black olives.

Canadian bacon, pepperoni, and ground beef because all good things come in threes.

Marinated choice steak and baby red potatoes with a splash of sour cream.

Marinated meatballs on a bed of spaghetti with a splash of marinara sauce and a sprinkle of feta cheese.

Canadian bacon, crumbled Italian sausage, genoa salami, pepperoni, ground beef, bacon, and a sliced spicy Italian sausage link.

Canadian bacon, genoa salami, spicy Italian link sausage, pepperoni, ground beef, crumbled Italian sausage, mushrooms, red onions, green and red bell peppers, zucchini, yellow squash, black olives, and chopped tomatoes.

Spicy Italian link sausage, crumbled Italian sausage, red onions, green and red bell peppers with garlic, crushed red peppers, fresh chopped basil, and oregano.

Genoa salami, pepperoni, crumbled italian sausage, mushrooms, and black olives.

Texas-style marinated chicken, sweet red onions, tomatoes and feta cheese on a bed of tangy barbeque sauce.

Garlic chicken, roasted red peppers, fresh cilantro, and crushed red peppers on our spicy peanut sauce base.

Garlic chicken, red onions and feta cheese crumble atop creamy alfredo sauce base.

Pesto chicken, hickory-smoked bacon, sweet red onions, and feta cheese.

Savory pesto chicken, fresh spinach, sweet red onions, organic black olives, and Roma tomatoes topped with feta cheese.

Spicy chicken strips, onions, roasted red peppers, and smoked mozzarella.

Garlic chicken strips marinated in pesto sauce, baby spinach leaves, artichoke hearts and pico de gallo with feta cheese crumbles.

Buttermilk ranch base with garlic chicken, bacon crumbles, Canadian bacon and cooked tomatoes with a drizzle of ranch on top.

Mexican roasted chicken, sun dried tomatoes and feta cheese on a bed of garlic noodles.

Have them plain or tossed in your favourite sauce: BBQ, buffalo, sweet chilli, Thai peanut or smokin’ hot sauce. Served with a side of ranch or bleu cheese dressing.

Tender boneless schwing with choice of sauce, plain, bbq, buffalo, sweet chili, Thai peanut or smokin hot.

Fresh baked bread, blasted with cheesy garlic goodness and served with a side of marinara dunking sauce.

Six big dipsticks with choice of dipping sauce, marinara, ranch or alfredo.

Fresh greens, cucumbers, tomatoes, and herbed croutons with choice of salad dressing.

Fresh romaine lettuce tossed in creamy schmaesar dressing, finished with shredded parmesan, and herbed croutons.

Cucumbers, fresh tomatoes, oregano, red onion, kalamata olives, and feta cheese on a bed of spinach leaves, and served with feta vinaigrette.

Fresh greens layered with red bell peppers, and grilled chicken, topped with crushed pepper flakes, a touch of cilantro, and a drizzle of spicy peanut dressing.

Penne noodles tossed in light basil pesto cream sauce with grilled chicken breast, oven roasted broccoli, and fresh shaved parmesan cheese. Served with two dipsticks.

A bed of spaghetti topped with tomato sauce, juicy meatballs, and parmesan cheese. Served with two dipsticks.

Grilled chicken breast atop a bed of penne pasta tossed in spicy cajun chipotle cream sauce with parmesan cheese on top. Served with two dipsticks.

Grilled chicken breast atop a bed of penne pasta tossed in creamy alfredo sauce and finished with parmesan cheese. Served with two dipsticks.

Penne pasta tossed in olive oil, and garlic with sauteed spinach, black olives, onions, mushrooms, yellow squash, red, and green peppers, and zucchini topped with grape tomatoes, and parmesan cheese. Served with two dipsticks.

Tender mesquite beef strips, and pan fried mushrooms atop a bed of penne pasta topped with creamy alfredo sauce, and parmesan cheese. Served with two dipsticks.

Extra Alfredo Sauce 4 oz.

Extra Marinara Sauce 4 oz.

Extra Pizza Dipping Sauce

Extra Ranch Sauce 4 oz.